WiTh ReQueSt frM freNz... a sHorT PoRtioN oF e ScriPt... frOm Act 2- Chasing the Wind... Written by Valiant Chiang...
*SceNario: After Eddie gets scolded... by his 2 frenz... he gets upset and tries to define... woman in a chemistry textbook~
***Eddie sits on a chair in total darkness at lower stage left
Element: Women Symbol: Wo Discover: Of course it's Adam, he discovered Eve Atomic Mass: Preferably 45 to 50 kilograms, but they can range from 35 to even 200! Occurence: Found in large quantities, with trace elements in outlying regions Physical Properties: Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason, but melts if given special treatment, and bitter if used incorrectly Chemical Properties: Affinity to gold, silver, platinum and all other precious stones! They are the most powerful money reducing agent known to man...
**2 spotlights in the front appear at upper stage ***Sharon walks out from stage right... Stops under spotlight and makes a phone call... Sharon: Hello, Hi John I just saw this newly arrived Prada handbag Only very cheap, $2000 Will you get it for me? ***Expression changes Sharon: Only ask you to get it for me Also must shout at me! ***Hangs up Hp Sharon: Idiot!
***Walks on (thinking) into another spotlight... Makes another phone call... Sharon: Hi Marcus I just passed by Tiffany & Co And they have this diamond necklace So nice~ Can you buy it for me? Sharon: ReaLLy! (Excited) You will get it for me! Thanks alot Love ya! Muacks! ***Ends call... Sharon: Guys are so sweet... And stupid~ ***Walks away into backstage **Spotlights fades...
Common Usage: They are highly ornamental, especially in sports cars, plus, they can be very effective cleaning agents too...
**Right stage brightens up ***Mum mops her way out from backstage lower stage right Hearing her hp ring, she stops mopping the floor... and answers the phone in a very sian mood... Mum: Hello... ***Eyes brightens up Mum: Mahjong?! Okie okie! Count me in! ***Thinks and expression changes Mum: I don't think i can make it I'm mopping the floor right now Later I still have to do the laundry Tonight my husband is bringing visitors home I still have to cook and clean the kitchen! Okie...another time then (Sian) ***Puts down Hp, sighs and exits stage right
Eddie: But don't forget, there are hazards as well Wait wait...just hold on for a second... ***Runs into backstage, grabs a safety helmet and puts it on in haste... runs back, hiding behind the chair...
Eddie: They are highly dangerous except in experienced hands, and I'm not sure if I am. Its's illegal to possess more than one, althought several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other...
**e white lights change into Green lights setting ***Jessica walks out from upper stage right and Sharon walks up from upper stage left to the upper center stage Jessica: How have you been? Sharon: I'm good. I just got myself a new boyfriend Jessica: Issit? So did I Sharon: My boyfriend hits the gym regularly and has the tonest body Jessica: So does mine And he has the meanest 6 pecs ever~ Sharon: My boyfriend has romantic blue eyes Jessica: So does mine Sharon: My boyfriend is in the basketball team Jessica: So is mine and my boyfriend is the captain of the basketball team Sharon: So is mine~
***Both looking at each other, pondering ***Eddie speaks from behind his chair Eddie: Does his name happen to be Eric? Jessica & Sharon: OH MY GOD! Jessica: We are dating... Sharon: the same guy! Jessica: Guys today are so fake...
***Eddie crawls away backstage in fright Jessica: As fake as that Gucci bag you are carrying (looks at Sharon) Sharon: Its Coach okay~ You can't even tell the difference! ***Both walk away in a huff